The Hardy Boys: Folk Singers

It's little known fact that before starting their mystery solving career, the Hardy Boys were once considered rising stars in the folk music scene in the 60's. History is chalk full of fun facts like that.

The Hot & Cold Summer

Oh, yes...The Hot & Cold Summer in which Pippi Longstocking and Harry Potter hang out with their friend, let's call him Johnny, and do silly things like pour drinks on each other.

Catwings Return

I love cats. With wings.

Don't Cut My Hair!

All I have to say about today's submission is that Fido is ready to THROW DOWN.

The Wizard of Optometry

It's a little known fact that the prequel to L. Frank Baum's classic "The Wizard of Oz" was titled "Dorothy and the Gang Go to the Optometrist" Don't believe me? Take a look at the cover of this edition of "Oz" and judge for yourself.

Dinosaur's in the Library

I've decided that should I ever become a children's librarian one day I'll *have* to hire a friendly triceratops to keep the kids in line. But also to enjoy the stories.

My Teacher is an Alien

Okay so I don't know if I'd say that on the face (no pun intended) of it, that this submission totally follows the thread of this blog. However, let me point out to you that the alien posing as a teacher below bears a striking resemblance to George W. Bush while wearing his mask. Take a look at the mask he's ripping off his face, and you tell me. I mean, it really would have explained a lot. That is all.

I Left My Sneakers in Dimension X

Sometimes you just have to cut your losses and leave the sneakers in Dimension X because, man, they're gone.

Grandpa's in the Litter Box

I live with five, but own two, felines (I know it's a weird trait for a Librarian) and I'm still waiting for one of them to light up a stogy while in the litter box. Freaking layabouts.

Harvey's Horrible Snake Disaster

I would like to re-title to the following book to "Harvey's Horrible Snake Imminent Death" because that's what's really happening here. Just saying.